hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via grilledcheezed)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via tightvaginas)

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

(via jesussbabymomma)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via religiousmother)